I just want one story from east texas to surprise me

http://lufkindailynews.com/news/article_3940d8d2-eda3-11e3-affa-001a4bcf887a.html

Ah yes, the masters, world series game 7s, stealing copper wire from window ac units, traditions like no other. It just wasnt made to be for ole’ roy and quavori. I honestly rather get shot 14x in the head than have to deal with people making fun of me for getting caught because I fell through a ceiling and the cop just slapped the cuffs on me. Then the second buddy shoved his foot through and had to be unstuck by cops which he then just waltzed on down.  Make it interesting man, tell them you have a bomb up there or at least negotiate to be able to keep an ac unit for your jail cell. Never been to jail but I would assume cool air goes at a premium, talkin at least a few late night tugs from the guy next door.

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