I deserve a key to the city right this second

http://whateverblog.dallasnews.com/2014/05/dallas-rated-most-chivalrous-city-in-america.html/

Looks like all of my work has finally paid off. Following girls all of the way back to their apartment.. opening doors, which just happen to be to the bathroom.. offering my seat to girls standing, in hopes of an upskirt. Theres nothing like going sleep at night knowing the women of dallas appreciate me.

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